I make up for it with cunning and guile. - I broke up with YOU. You were insecure, boring,...

I like cherry wood, argyle socks, and the language of Spanish. I dislike small dogs, most, but not all, Will Ferrell movies, and the feeling of velvet.

In another life I would like to come back as Allison Janney.

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I broke up with YOU. You were insecure, boring, cheap and had the personality of a thermos. Ending our relationship was one of the best things I’ve ever done.

So why am I facebook stalking the hell out of your new girlfriend??