I make up for it with cunning and guile. - Just found out ex boyfriend is dating someone new.

I like cherry wood, argyle socks, and the language of Spanish. I dislike small dogs, most, but not all, Will Ferrell movies, and the feeling of velvet.

In another life I would like to come back as Allison Janney.

Just found out ex boyfriend is dating someone new.

Me: Dude, how about E’s new girlfriend?

“Friend”: Yeah I know! I know her, she is soooo nice, and isn’t she adorable?

Me: ??

Friendship over.