November 2010
3 posts
“To be happy, it first takes being comfortable being in your own shoes. The rest...”
– Sophia Bush (via littlemiss)
“It feels important to remind ourselves, at this point, that Facebook, our new...”
– Zadie Smith on Facebook The New York Review of Books (via somethingchanged)
October 2010
5 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
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justmycupofteaa:
CAN YOUR MAC DO THIS? I DON’T...
“How to be Smarter: People love to tell others their life should be more...”
– From Smart Pretty and Awkward. http://smartprettyandawkward.com. I love this site. (via overflowing)
September 2010
2 posts
“Not everything comes along just when you want it. There are times when choices...”
– Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day (via littlemiss)
May 2010
1 post
“Just because there’s vodka in my freezer doesn’t mean I have to...”
– Pushing Daisies
February 2010
1 post
January 2010
1 post
December 2009
1 post
“Being single used to mean that nobody wanted you. Now it means you’re pretty...”
– Sex and the City (via littlemiss)
November 2009
2 posts
Jon Stewart: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lou Dobbs!
(Mariachi Band)
Me: (laughs)
Roommate: (laughs) (looks at me) (pauses) Wait…what?
Me: It’s a mariachi band…and it’s Lou Dobbs.
Roommate: Ooohh. Because he’s Latino right?
Me…
Roommate: No?
Me: IT’S LOU DOBBS.
Things that are true:
-I just purchased Glee: The Music Vol. 1
-My roommate is at work.
-DANCE PARTY HAPPENING NOW.
-My speakers aren’t loud enough.
-Quality Friday night.
-Drinking the sour apple Burnett’s in my freezer would make this pathetic.
-…oh well?
October 2009
1 post
Oh hai Joe Pug. Could I be more obsessed with you right now? I think not. K thanks.
September 2009
4 posts
Have you ever had that friend that just wants to “be” you? Not only do I have that friend, she’s my roommate. My mom says imitation is the highest form of flattery. I say fuck that shit, stop copying me bitch.
Jokes
New Zealanders + Sheep = lols.
Unrequited like is a bitch, but it’s nice to have something to want.
Shooting bourbon and line dancing.
Oh hai Kentucky. I’ve missed you so.
June 2009
3 posts
My mom has decided at 55 years old, that it’s finally time for her to learn to type. Hilarity is going to ensue.
May 2009
4 posts
Tonight we had a bar crawl, the theme of which was “The Hunters and The Hunted”. The boys were meant to dress as hunters, and the girls as the hunted-which everyone took to mean dress up as any animal. Amid all the bunny ears and cat whiskers, I chose to wear a red shirt, with the word “october” written accross it.
No one got it.
Ugh.
Happy Mother's Day!
“This is a tough holiday for Rham Emanuel, because he’s not used to saying the word ‘day’ after ‘mother’.”-President Obama
I’m desperate to find Aimee Mann’s cover of the James Taylor song “Shed A Little Light.” Just watched the West Wing episode “College Kids” and can’t get enough of this song. If anyone finds it, please let me know!!!
Obama sends handwritten letter to gay soldier... →
April 2009
3 posts
I am annoyed with all humans today.
All of them.
My mom is so cool.
After I broke up with my ex, he told me he never wanted to speak to me again. A request I have honoured for the last 9 months. Despite this he continues to send me messages and call me out of the blue for the purpose of telling me he (still) never wants to speak to me again. These messages range from funny, to annoying, and lately just plain sad. His most recent episode turned nasty and...
I broke up with YOU. You were insecure, boring, cheap and had the personality of a thermos. Ending our relationship was one of the best things I’ve ever done.
So why am I facebook stalking the hell out of your new girlfriend??
March 2009
12 posts
I’m beyond excited for John Calipari to come to UK.
I made my mom mail my Barack Obama calander all the way to Australia.
It’s really, really cool.
“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant
filled with odd waiters who bring...”
– Lemony Snicket (via cloee) (via dreamsandbones)
“Sometimes people are beautiful.
Not in looks.
Not in what they say.
Just in...”
– Markus Zusak (via merricat) (via dreamsandbones)
Just found out ex boyfriend is dating someone new.
Me: Dude, how about E’s new girlfriend?
“Friend”: Yeah I know! I know her, she is soooo nice, and isn’t she adorable?
Me: ??
Friendship over.
Nothing gets my room clean faster than having an assignment due the following day.
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– Bob Marley (via kyliedear) (via lifeisprettywoman) (via americanlove) (via lyriquediscorde) (via bebelestrange) (via urbanredneck)
I thought it couldn’t get any worse when Macy’s bought out my beloved Marshall Fields. I vowed to always refer to it as Marshall Fields in protest of efforts to make Chicago the bastard child of New York.
But now you want me to call the Sear’s Tower, one of the single most recognized buildings in the city by another name? I think not. That’s like if I went to my friends...
Ehhh.
2:00 PM: Decided Benjamin Button was my reward for having a productive day.
2:01 PM: Started being productive.
2:02 PM: Decided productivity is overrated.
2:03 PM: Benjamin Button.
Snippet & Ink officially owns my life.
Today after months of waiting I finally downloaded The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. I have been crazy to see this movie forever, but just haven’t had the opportunity. I was so stoked, that I put on my pj’s hunkered down in my bed and was going to make a night of it.
After a quick tumblr check of course.
Where a mention was made of a certain wedding website. My old roommate and I...
February 2009
5 posts
Kanye West: I'd Do Anything to Help Rihanna →
shiningstar:
apsies:
“I don’t want to speak too much on it, but I was completely devastated by the concept of what I heard,” West, 31, told Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS FM radio show Tuesday morning. “[Rihanna] has the potential to be, you know, the greatest artist of all time and, in that sense, I feel like [she is] my baby sis,” added West. “I would do any and everything to help her in any...
Some songs say something new everytime you hear...
Snow Patrol’s “Set Down Your Glass” is that song for me.
I think I could listen to A Hundred Million Suns every day and never fall out of love with it.
Here's my problem.
Well, one of them anyway. I have no game. My freshman year of college I made the unfortunate mistake of thinking that I did. I’ve since wised up and realized that I am an inherenetly awkward individual. My flirting is on par with that second grade bully. The one that threw sand in your eyes and as the tears streamed down your face (in part due to the insult just suffered, in addition to the...
I used to think those Lost addicts were so...
My roommate decided that the week before I leave to go back to Australia for 5 months would be the perfect time to get me addicted to Lost.
This show is the biggest mindfuck of my life.
I cannot stop watching.
I’m at the beginning of Season 4, have nothing packed, not sure my visa is approved, but dammit, I MUST discover which 6 got rescued.
For 2 weeks, my tumblr password mysteriously wouldn’t work. I emailed the fancy tumblr smarties and tried everything I knew how to do. I’ve never been one to post on a daily basis, but the moment I didn’t have the option I suddenly felt the need to post my every wise and insightful thougt.
This also occured the same week that I lost my cell phone and my email stopped working. It...
January 2009
18 posts
sufjanssteven:
Musical Week Song #10: Springtime...
