Jon Stewart: Ladies and Gentlemen, Lou Dobbs!
(Mariachi Band)
Me: (laughs)
Roommate: (laughs) (looks at me) (pauses) Wait…what?
Me: It’s a mariachi band…and it’s Lou Dobbs.
Roommate: Ooohh. Because he’s Latino right?
Me…
Roommate: No?
Me: IT’S LOU DOBBS.
-I just purchased Glee: The Music Vol. 1
-My roommate is at work.
-DANCE PARTY HAPPENING NOW.
-My speakers aren’t loud enough.
-Quality Friday night.
-Drinking the sour apple Burnett’s in my freezer would make this pathetic.
-…oh well?
Oh hai Joe Pug. Could I be more obsessed with you right now? I think not. K thanks.
Have you ever had that friend that just wants to “be” you? Not only do I have that friend, she’s my roommate. My mom says imitation is the highest form of flattery. I say fuck that shit, stop copying me bitch.
Unrequited like is a bitch, but it’s nice to have something to want.
Shooting bourbon and line dancing.
Oh hai Kentucky. I’ve missed you so.
This show is awesome. And not just because it takes place in my hometown.
My mom has decided at 55 years old, that it’s finally time for her to learn to type. Hilarity is going to ensue.
